i consider myself an open book. when interviewed people often ask me “what’s one thing people might not know about Dana DeArmond?” and i usually blank. and answer “i dunno, like my bedtime, er something?”
which makes me sound really stupid. but i am NOT! and to give you a perfectly honest answer, ONE THING YOU PROBABLY DON’T KNOW ABOUT ME ……. i LOVE going to the DENTIST.
yes i understand this is uncommon and my dentist had even remarked that i was “abnormal” but i gotta be me…. and i just love going to the dentist… getting my teeth cleaned, scraped and drilled. i really like getting those numbing shots in my gums.
and i love not being able to feel the lower half of my face for the rest of the afternoon.
i LOVE hnewing my breath during X-Rays. i am certifiably a huge fucking FREAK for the dentist.
so Naughty America hooked me up in a scene with my good friend Tommy Pistol and a dental chair… and it was magical. i opened wide and said “AHH”. i swished, gargled and spit, i had my mouth filled with gloved fingers and wads of cotton, there was a fair amount of “drilling” (if you get my drift) and i sure did get all my cavities filled. 
it was hilarious. and sexy in a hilarious way. i think i have gotten over my initial fear of “acting” and “role playing.”
i think it helps a lot when your character is based on one of your own bizarre personality quirks.
i had tons of fun and cant wait to see the final cut on NaughtyFlipside.com!!!
thanks for reading
xo
Dana DeArmond
Hollywood. When my girlfriend and co-worker asked me if I wanted to go with her to set in mid August I remember going hell yeah, do you even have to ask. So first things first, I have to go talk to our producer Laura so she can get all my favorite boys because nothing makes me happier than seeing my favorite actors live on set.
I used to go on set back in the day when it was filmed out of the house in Encino. But let me tell you it’s a whole new ball game now. With the huge studio, three directors, two crews (I think), two make up artist, and a hairstylist who also does wardrobe. Wow, big difference. The two don’t even compare, and they all work their asses off, I was very impressed. Naughty
America has grown so much since I started a 1yr ½ ago.
Ok so Laura got all my boys for me, and not to mention some really hot girls that’s always nice!!! Hot guys hot girls now you can see how my day was looking. I’m a pervert as it is then you throw that into the mix. I thought for one second should I, could I??? LOL Just kidding, believe me the thought does cross my mind from time to time.
So Lauren and I show up on set about 8:30am and like I said earlier this was my first time seeing the new set and it was awesome. One of the first scenes of the day was Latin Adultery with Elena Heiress what a hottie!!
She was working with Charles Dera what a babe those eyes can make any girl melt. The scene was written by our very own Justin Vancho and it was based off the Zorro character. Great scene by the way there was a moment where he was fucking her doggie and he did this superman move it looked like he was flying right into her pussy that was a new move none of us had scene before.
Tommy Pistol directed this scene; working with him seemed so relaxed and chilled he is quite the character himself. I’m sure you all know who he is, he’s in a lot of our videos playing an extra bringing a lot of comedy to our scripts.
On the other side of the studio Brett Brando MY FAVORITE DIRECTOR EVER was shooting Diary of a Milf with Shy Love, Milan and the funniest actor to ever do porn Kurt Lockwood, who will be dearly missed.
This scene will be coming to your computer screen very soon. Anyways that scene was written by our other team member Alicia, who by the way did a fabulous job. This was actually the first scene they started with and when we got there; there was a little problem with the blind fnew part. Brett wasn’t sure if the big man would approve. I was a little worried about it because the scene wouldn’t make any sense without it so thank god for my boss Stargirl who then went to her boss Laura who then went to one of the head honchos who made it happen. WOW talk about a crazy morning, but it all worked out in the end and I can’t wait to see it because I know it’s going to be awesome!!!!! Let me tell you being up there just that one day and seeing what they all go through made me have even more appreciation and respect for what they all do.
I’m looking forward to going back very soon and doing it all over again, it’s definitely an experience that I will remember and cherish for a long time.
I would like to thank everyone who was there that day I had a blast and I learned a lot. I was a little bit of a pain in the ass but I’m snapper and that’s what I do, I didn’t get that nickname for nothing LOL. You’ll hear all about that in part two of my blog. So stay tuned for the second half that’s going to be a good one!!!!!!
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Then all at once….I mean, it is a rare moment when a man other than my husband can catch my eye, but it happened. Come on now I watch porn for a living….I have more than enough eye candy….Right!?!? Wrong!!! Although I had seen him so many times before I had never seen him like this….standing on a dirt driveway …somewhere in an industrial area…..I don’t know how it happened but he looked like a god!!! It was as if the light illuminated around his chiseled body!!…snap girl, snap back and don’t forget whose hand you are hnewing!!! Man oh mighty, it was Alan Stafford and he was looking edible…aaaahhh lucky I tell you!! O.K. so the hug and greet by Phil put my mind back onto work and I remembered that I wasn’t there to groupie out on stars. I grabbed my work bag and went into greet everyone.
Once inside there was so much going on…..such a completely different set up from the time before. There were lighting and camera people….there were make-up artist and hair designers….I don’t know how these performers do it!! Talent I tell you!!! So I traveled to LA for business and pleasure…. with my job… the two go so hand-in-hand!! I would spend a day on set in silent observation and then we would be off on our way downtown for LA Erotica. The crew was delightful as always and there was a lot of excitement in the air about LAE. My husband and I posted ourselves to the back of Brett Brando’s set. This is where My First Sex Teacher will be filmed in only moments. Being the Professional Pervert that I am I of course wanted a good view…not only for myself but for this gorgeous man I call hubby…..after all this was going to be a threesome. The scene being shot would actually be a script that I wrote….kind of corny but it was fun to watch it all come full circle. Brett worked his magic making sure that everyone felt comfortable. Then… in walked the ladies (oh ya and there was a guy there also….lol) The girls looked gorgeous. Trina Michaels is more sensational in person. Sweet as sugar….and so so beautiful. Also being filmed was a little blonde hotty Lachelle. I was a little disappointed with Lachelle performance ….it was somewhat obvious that she wasn’t into the whole girl on girl thing…but like I said Trina Michaels looked like candy and Lachelle could have done a better job with seducing her!!! I want to jump up and tell her to lay it on her!! Once Trina took a cock in her mouth the rest was history….everything seemed peachy and rosey….I am sure I heard birds singing. It didn’t really matter what else was happening….she oozzeesssssss sensuality and dominates on set. Eventually Lachelle couldnt help but get more involved…both girls were really getting fucked!! The room was filled with the echos of the girls breathing and moaning. Just another wonderful day at NAUGHTY AMERICA…..stay tuned for part two….
Everyone took a seat at the back of the room on the other set. …EVERYONE!!!! This was the real deal baby!! Alan Stafford was about to fuck Ava Devine and Vanessa Videl for a My Friend’s Hot Mom. Tommy Pistol is about to direct….he takes a seat on the floor and reads over his script. Photographers are snapping the cameras…the girls are on fire…. there are flashes….the stars are posed……Ava is already getting crazy…..oooppppsss stay tuned!!!! The longer we were there the more people we met and the stories just get better and more personal….
today i was an extra in the crowd for a naughty flipside scene. there was this band “The Lubricunts” playing… with a hot redheaded keyboardist. (i’m in a phase. i am in love with red haired girls) and my boyfriend Daniel was humping the very pretty senorita from Spain, Rebecca Linares … also seen here on Latin Adultery.
whenever I’m in a situation where Daniel has to bang out a girl and i happen to be there I try to be as mellow as humanly possible … because for some reason, even though we are ALL PORNSTARS, the girls get all freaked out and think I’m going to like punch their teeth in or something …. but little do they know that watching my boyfriend fuck foxy chicks is one of my favorite parts of this job… oh what a sweet fantasy come true.
Rebecca at some point figured out that I was the GF and got nervous. i continued to rock out with Tommy Pistol and LauraBeth. the scene was really hottt … i saw it in my peripherals. damn I’m smooth.
so watch out for it on naughtyflipside.com and be sure to take note of my amazing dancing and acting skillz.
xo
Dana DeArmond
It’s a beautiful day in Porn Valley! You could feel the sun’s warm rays bathing your skin; you could look up and see that there isn’t a single cloud in the normally smog-saturated sky; and you could almost see little black music notes escaping from the beaks of the chirping birds nestled in the perfectly green trees. It’s a postcard scene that would cynically mock someone dwelling in frozen tundra with the teasing words: “Wish you were here, sucker!!” And as I’m sitting down in a little corner of a beautiful set, hidden somewhere in the lush hills of Tarzana, in the presence of one of my favorite companies, I’m thinking: “My life is fucking great!!”
Last night at dinner, Brett invited me to come to set and write about my experience for that day. Once in a while, if I’m around the area I would stop by and bug them. I invite myself in, eat their food, accidentally cough during the pop shot, switch tapes around, and mischievously unplug wires…just kidding. But I do come and visit once in a while cuz they are so much fun to hang out with. So why not document it. And, also because I feel bad for procrastinating on a favor for Brett. For those that know him, he is obsessed with the Suicide Girls. I tnew him I would paint him a picture of Katie, one of their most popular models. That was over a year ago. So here I am.
After I’m warmly welcomed by the fabulous crew, I make a beeline for the craft service table and start chatting up a storm with one of my closest friends, Yesenia. (She does AMAZING makeup for them.) Then, I get brief instructions from Brett on writing this blog. (It’s my first “Dear Diary” experience for NA. Be nice!) He came up with the idea for me to write a blog last night at dinner after reading this paper I did for a philosophy class. (Unfortunately, I only got an 89) It was on the movie The Secretary. After I scope out the house (it looks like a home from a page in Better Home and Gardens littered with bulky camera equipment, makeup chairs, naked women, and wires galore), I see my girl, Olivia O’Lovely strutting her sexy stuff as she poses seductively for the camera. Olivia is a good friend of mine. She is one of the first people I met when I started my porn career. It’s another reason Brett asked me to come today. He knows I haven’t seen her in a long time because she lives far. She looks fabulous as always; her beautiful face is framed by a cute new haircut and bangs. I ask her about her experience with Naughty America and she enthusiastically replies: “I have so much fun! I always enjoy myself and the great storylines help get the slut out of me!” (Today for Latin Adultery, she is an angry Latino housewife who discovers red lipstick on her husband’s boxer shorts. She’ll turn the tables around by fucking her husband’s mistress’s husband, Kurt. What a fun situation.
I’m expecting a hot and passionate scene. I know that Oliva LOVES to fuck and it surely shows on camera. Sure enough, her dark exotic eyes light up with delight as Kurt buries his tongue deep inside her juice-drenched pussy. (It’s kinda starting to make my pussy juice up. Hee hee! ) Then, Kurt inserts his cock into her moist vagina and you hear her load moans of “Dame lo, papi!” and “Si! Si!” echo through the halls. Her screams get even LOUDER as she turns over and rides him cowgirl. (It’s starting to make me want to cheat on my Mexican husband so his sexy Mexican mistress’s girlfriend can fuck me and say dirty Spanish things in my ear the way Olivia’s doing to Kurt. Just kidding. I don’t have a husband. Lately, I haven’t even had sex outside of work! Maybe that’s why I’m so horny lately and having to keep replacing the AA batteries in my vibrators like there is no tomorrow! That damn pink Energizer bunny lies! It does NOT keep going and going and going!) Anyways, back to my blog.
In between breaks, Oliva and Kurt continue to fuck. Now that’s passion! They look like two sex-starved teenagers fucking underneath the bleachers during PE class! (Those were the days…hehe!) They continue to fuck until Kurt unloads a healthy stream of milky white crema onto Olivia’s pretty pillowed-lipped mouth, which then dribbled onto her fantastic breasts. Man, that girl is hot!!
Moving onto our next girl, the sexy Bobbi Starr arrives in a breezy yellow sundress. She isn’t shooting a scene, but she is taking pretty girl pictures for LA Erotica. As she ruffles through her bag filled to the brim with heels, fishnets, and assorted mini-skirts (I like to call these bags our “slutcases”), I pester her with questions about her blossoming career. This 24 year new brunette hails from San Jose, California and started doing porn in October of 2006. Her first shoot in Los Angeles was for Naughty Office.
And being her first scene in an unfamiliar town, she describes her experience as “anxiety-laden”, but proceeded to tell me that being on such a comfortable set made her uneasiness disappear. Her second scene was for Flip Side.
She tnew me she had to throw toilet paper around in an air stream trailer. What a cool thing to do for a job! Who wouldn’t love to wake up and say to themselves: “I get to throw TP around, fuck, and get paid for it!” In your face, corporate America!! (I used to work for a mortgage company before this. Not that I didn’t love the 9 to 5 slave labor or the dull, cheerless cubicles I had to work in, but I definitely enjoy what I’m doing a lot more.) Anyways, there I go again with my random musings.
This company just keeps getting better and better! They most definitely do not sit on their laurels. And I’m not just saying that because I’m good friends with them. Ever since I started working for them in 2005, they keep expanding their limits on a consistent basis. They’re building new sites, they’re buying new studios, and they’re adding more creative team members onto their steadily growing roster of hard working people. I look forward to spending any amount time with NA, whether it is to shoot a fun sex scene for one of their sites or to hang out and write a blog about what it’s like to spend a day with them. Now, I’m going to go out and enjoy the rest of my cheerful day and maybe masturbate to this scene later when I’m on my date with my vibrator! (Dammit! I need to get laid off camera!!) Until next time…
XOXO,
Gianna Lynn
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the second half of the day was involving a lovely blonde and an actor who was too tired to fuck… sometimes we all have bad days and this one was evidently one of them.. scene cancelled after stills 
the last and final scene was the long awaited return of Jasmine Tame (i have been waiting patiently for well over a year for her to return to LA) and none other than Manuel Ferraro. I admit, i was nervous when he arrived. Then he opened his mouth and the French accent nearly made me pass out. They did a great scene for Naughty Office where she is the boss and is pissed at him for not getting his reports in on time AND for smoking when they clearly have a non smoking policy in their offices. Unless of course it is pole. Tommy Pistol is officially living in LA and directing for us and this was one of those scenes where the actors just took the lead and he barely had to tell Manuel what to do. I dont even know if there were any transitions between the first few sex positions… the passion, the hotness was really evident. You will see 
The film crew for Webdreams (Canadian TV show about people in the xxx biz) is following Tommy around this summer and his dreams and aspirations of being a director…. They were on set for the Jasmine and Manuel scene and then did some interviews with him after the shoot. They jumped in his truck and filmed the side of his head in the truck for an hour while we sat in traffic and now they are chasing him around his apartment filming him doing who knows what… probably pooping. Gotta love reality TV.
I am now in my hotel room waiting (and hiding out from their cameras) for them to finish. Then GOC, CleverName, Tommy and I are going to get some sushi and SAKE
Stay tuned for Day 2 tomorrow
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Ava Lauren is bringing sexy back in this weeks Diary of a Milf. Harmony Bliss and her boyfriend Christian had a party and Ava was a hit. Christian can’t stop thinking about how hot she looked and what the two of them should do to her. Well lucky for them she left her casserole dish and she shows up to get it. Talk about timing god I LOVE PORN.
Ava is a legend in her own time with her huge fake boobs, dark brown hair, big brown eyes, and boy……. she knows how to fuck.
Harmony has huge fake boobs as well but with blonde hair and blue eyes.
POSITIONS:
*Blow job—while Ava sucks his cock Harmony licks her sweet pussy
*Missionary—nothing better than eating in….. The asshole that is……
*Doggie—“Shove that cock deep in her hole.”
*Reverse cowgirl—my screen is filled with fun bags
*Regular cowgirl—“I want your boyfriend to cum in my mouth.”
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In this weeks Naughty Bookworms Eric Swiss has his hands full. Not only is he complaining to Sienna West about how he can’t fuck her three times a day, poor baby or should I say poor Sienna. Then Jersey Jaxin over hears the conversation and she decides to blackmail them. But I wouldn’t be too bummed she’s only asking for sex to not tell on them.
Jersey Jaxin reminds me of Christina Ricci she has dark brown hair, brown eyes, real breasts, nice tight ass, and tattoos.
Sienna West wow she’s a sexy one…. love her. She has striking red hair, sexy brown eyes, nice body, and a big rack.
POSITIONS:
*Blow job—this worked out better than they expected
*Missionary—scenes like this make me wish I went to college
*Reverse cowgirl—wish my lunch breaks consisted of a threesome
*Regular cowgirl—Jersey’s working that cock
*Doggie—from Sienna’s pussy to Jersey’s mouth that what I call getting the best of both worlds.
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This scene from Latin Adultery finds Jenae Kae pleading with her husband’s manager- (Herschel Savage)- trying to save his boxing career. Seems as if his fighting ability is on the decline as of late and she is going to do whatever it takes to save his job. (Nothing like a good new fashioned blow job to change someones mind!) Herschel decides to give him a second chance—(at least thats what she thinks!!!)–but once the deed is done the story changes and she ends with nothing but a face full of cum.
Jenae Kae has long black hair, natural tits and a pierced clit.
POSITIONS
~Blow Job-She takes her time blowing him- nice and slow.
~Eating Pussy-He really goes for it!
~Reverse Cowgirl-”Gimme that hot Latina cunt“!
~Cum Shot- All over her face and in her mouth!
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So let’s begin with where I left off … I’ll post pics of Carmella Bing’s #2 Housewife 1on1 when I have them.
StarGirl’s Day on Set — part 2
And I want you to know … if you can’t already tell with my cryptic intro, there’s some stuff coming up in this installment that’s a bit different from my other two. Yes, there’s some juicy info about the hot scene I was watching live, but a lot of it is really relaying a day in the life of StarGirl in LA …. I was on the verge of something as steamy as some of the scenes I was watching. Consider yourself warned … or inspired to read on.
OK, so re-read my 2nd installment and then join me … As soon as the scene ends at this beautiful house in the valley, there’s this awkward moment when the girl gets off her knees and goes to the bathroom, and we all bust up laughing. It’s sad and mean and wrong, I know, but it’s what happened. And then we all kinda stared at each other, like … what a fucking waste of a day here, and then Tony, always the guy to break an awkward silence, says to me … “Hey Amy! Why don’t you jump in? I’m sure Billy has one more left in him! Are you ready?” And both Billy and I look at each other, open-mouthed and weird, because up until that moment, we hadn’t even said more than two words to each other. Thanks, Tony. So I think at that point I stuttered a no, turned bright red in the face, and turned away.
And that’s about the time the girl returns from the bathroom, so I turn my attention to her, thinking that talking to her will be safer. So she walks up, grabs a bottle of water, and, like Billy earlier, starts chatting me up … with no clothes on. Not a robe, a t-shirt, nothing … just standing in the kitchen, naked and barefoot, making small talk, and I seriously almost spit water all over the kitchen counter when she asked me, “So, are you in the next scene?” Oh boy. Good times right there, I’m telling ya. I was so shocked at her question that I probably blurted out NO! way too fast, but well … that’s what happened. Maybe that was rude of me, but I’m not here to candy coat my behavior. It is what it is.
We sit around the kitchen for a little while longer … Billy talking to me about San Diego and surfing and skydiving. Apparently, he’s very into skydiving. Then Laura and I pack up to go back to Brett’s house to watch the rest of his final scene of the day, and we hadn’t even pulled out of the driveway before Laura gets a text from Tony saying that Billy thinks I’m cute. Awww. Of course, Laura screams, “What … is this fucking high school!?!” I thought it was sweet.
We get back to Brett’s set, and he is about halfway done shooting Neighbor Affair with Cheyne Collins and Livia Lane.
And uh, I didn’t realize this, but Cheyne is really fucking HOT!! Way cuter in person … and Livia Lane is absolutely gorgeous!! Her hourglass figure and beautiful face!! WOW. And she’s super sweet to boot, and I’m thinking … FINALLY, a fantastic scene to watch!!!!
They both were awesome together and genuinely sweet and respectful of one another … and it was wild. I was sitting just a couple feet from them fucking each other! I was RIGHT THERE!!! So of course when I saw the scene go live, I tell everyone … “See them? Well, I was RIGHT THERE!!!!!!” And point to right off the screen. Yep, I’m a dork. But … any one of you would do the same thing fucking thing. You know you would!
So as the scene comes to an end (heehee … pun intended) … well, a little back story … Cheyne and Billy are roommates, along with Cheyne’s wife Chenin Blanc!! So she comes bounding on to the set just as Cheyne pops on Livia’s face, declaring that Billy wants to take me on a date. Before I even saw Chenin or met her, I heard her say my name and ask where I was … “Where is this Amy I keep hearing about?” Mind you, it had been about an hour or two since I met Billy, so what does she mean she keeps hearing about me?? But when I do meet her, she is very nice and tells me that Billy has been calling her and texting her, asking her to ask me to go to sushi with them that night. Very high school … and very fucking cute. Why couldn’t he ask me himself? I don’t know, but I find it oddly adorable … big cock porn star, very humble and shy. Now while I was very flattered, it was admittedly all very strange and sudden, so I declined. After all, I had sushi plans with Brett and Laura, and then Laura and I were hitting up downtown after dinner …. So I politely said maybe another time, and Cheyne and Chenin left.
But back to the pop shot real quick … Cheyne has a nice dick, and Livia Lane is very pretty with huge eyes. And when he cums on her face, we’re all just sitting there watching … Did I mention I was RIGHT THERE!!?!!!!!?!!!!! It was pretty awesome, and then I don’t know which one of the guys said it … but someone suggested a Crewkake!! Crewkake … get it? Like bukake? Hilarious. So as she’s there on her knees with cum on her face, I can just picture all the other guys circling around her, cumming on her face and calling it a Crewkake!! That’s pretty fucking funny. I really do love my job so much. I laugh all the time, and I watch hot people have sex. Wow, my life is pretty alright. Oh yeah, and I have porn stars hitting on me. YEAH!!
So THEN … at dinner … the drama continues. About halfway through dinner … after some yummy miso soup, Brett made a phone call, chatted for a minute, and then handed me the phone. I had no idea who it could be, and then he said, “It’s Billy.” I choked on my caterpillar roll and wanted to kill Brett. Laura of course is LOVING watching me squirm.
I chat with him for a few minutes, making fun of Brett and the clumsy things he does all the time, like a few months back, at that very restaurant, when he knocked over an entire shelf of expensive sake while at dinner with, strangely enough … Billy Glide … so finally I say goodbye and glaringly hand the phone back to Brett. OK, OK … I admit it was pretty funny but all very high school. But wait, I didn’t get this much play in high school … no way. So really, I’m ok with it, and damn, it makes a good story, right?
Within minutes, Laura gets a text message, laughs out loud, and hands it to me, saying it’s from Billy … “Hey Laura, what’s my call time for tonight?”
Now that’s funny!
So by this time, I am honestly getting more and more intrigued. He’s obviously interested and pursuing me, so … for the first time, I’m entertaining the possibility of going on a date with a porn star. Hmmm….. might be fun, right?
Laura sees the look on my face and knows I’m contemplating it and says … “NO!!! Amy, you weigh 100 pounds. He will tear you in half!! NOOOOO!!!”
So, it hasn’t happened … yet! But we talked on the phone a couple times and he wants to take me skydiving. I’m thinking that would be a really fun way to join the mile high club, right?
So now that you’ve read this, watch Carmella Bing #2 on Housewife 1on1 this week. You’ll know what I’m talking about.
I promise to be back soon with more blogging … maybe after LA Erotica. I should have some good stories to tell then.
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